Memoirs of a Narwhal – (M.O.A.N. for short)
Long live the narwhal.
It is a mythical creature that roams the arctic, except it really exists. Closely related to the dolphin, the narwhal fears nothing.
Most organizations which center around an animal are for the preservation & conservation of its species. Not us!
We challenge you to destroy the narwhal. Any takers will quickly discover it is impossible. They will poke you in the face, multiple times if need be.
Consider yourself warned;
This is the dawning of the age of Narwhalnia.